What ever happened to Khaleesifan77?

I've had a bad summer. Kind of. In some ways it's been enlightening, but mostly it's just been degrading and I never thought I'd find myself in this situation... I fell in with a bad crowd, started partying and going to clubs every night, developed an addiction to so many drugs I can't even name them, though I tend to like the good stuff so ill just leave it to your imagination to figure out what kind of candy gets Kelly C. going these days...

Along with the drug addiction I have also become a huge slut, which pretty much goes with the territory! I have degraded and shamed myself so many times just to get high. My parents raised me right, to be a strong independent woman who can take care of herself, yet this is not the situation I find myself in at this time, desperate and alone, blowing guys and letting them otherwise degrade me with obscene and inappropriate sex acts, some of which I do like so don't get me wrong, but I can't but help to feel my parents would be so ashamed. To say nothing of my grandfather who served his country and you fighting Hitler in WWII...

I woke up this morning a crusty mess, unsure where I was or how I got there. Disentangling myself from the pile of guys who had passed out on top and around me, I gathered what clothes of mine I could find and tried to make my way home, only to find I was 15 miles from home, no phone (guess I lost it with my panties), no money for a ride, nothing but the dull ache between my loins reminding me I could possibly be pregnant with an interacial baby. My parents are going to disown me if that happens. A cab pulled up next to me on the curb, the window rolled own, and a weird foreign guy leered at me. Do you need a ride little girl? he asked. I explained I had no money and he told me to get in the front and I could take care of him while he took care of getting me home... obviously I obliged because this is truly my life now and at the end of the day what is one extra load really when I've already taken so many? It's a cakewalk!

That's my story. How the mighty have fallen. I guess there's some cautionary tale in there somewhere, but I'm so far beyond that at this point there's no looking back for me, I am now become what I always hated. I'm okay with it, some of the sex stuff is really fun and I don't have to tell you about the drugs. More, please!

- with love, Kelly C.

Here's a shot of my boobs everyone in Pittsburgh has seen them practically might as well show them here now, hope you like them, I grew them myself!

And what about my ass? If you want a good time and can bring a party, contact me!

PREVIOUS POLLS REOPENED

The polls that weren't complete before the unofficial blog closing have been reopened so they may be completed sorry for the inconvenience. I will be posting around 10 new polls of current relevant topics today so keep checking for these important topics.

RETURN OF THE BLOG

I went on vacation for 10 days so I forgot to update the blog or post any reviews in that time and someone hijacked my other account anyway probably for evil but as you can see I'm still controlling the blog so you know it's legit me now I'm borrowing a new one to post with I'll be back up to speed in 1-2 days sorry for forgetting about the blog but now I'm back so your days will be brighter for sure please enjoy kthx.

 

LOL This is what happens to enemies of the Khaleesi. It is known.

That's right I'm talking to you Tyler Sheepherder.

ICF 10 best photoshopped Emilia Clarke pics from the Krsten Wiig debacle

These are about as funny as that horrible segment from The Tonight Show earlier this week but all relevant Khaleesi news must be added. I think it's about time we all just moved on from this whole sordid affair and forget that it happened. (5/01/2015)

You can read the full article here.

Game of Thrones baby names

Khaleesi.
Although Khaleesi is a title in the books and TV series, it also has had an impact on girl baby names. Although not in the top 1,000 names, there were 241 babies named Khaleesi in 2013 (in contrast to 10 babies in 2010). Although Daenerys is the actual name of the Khaleesi character, there were only 67 babies named Daenerys in 2013. Unlike Arya, both Khaleesi and Daenerys were unknown to American baby naming prior to the release of the books and television series. Therefore, George R. R. Martin can be attributed as the creator of these names, much like Shakespeare created character names that changed the face of baby naming in the 16th and 17th centuries.

(4/12/2015)

You can read the full article here.

TVGuide anti-Khaleesi article

TVGuide didn't have anything pleasant to say about the direction of everyones favorite Khaleesi but you can consider the source when reading as they aren't exactly a reliable and serious entertainment news source. (4/30/2015)

Read the article here.

Emilia Clarke reacts to the bad Khaleesi impersonation

She may be laughing on the outside but inside you know she is furious over this butchers job at parodying her and has probably been in contact with her lawyers seeking restitution and a restraining order at least that's what I would do given the circumstances. (4/30/2015)

Khaleesi interview from The Tonight Show

This Jimmy Falloon interview with Dany from The Tonight Show was pretty terrible and well below Emilia Clarkes stellar and award winning turn as Khaleesi but people might want to see it anyway so here it is. If you're trying to be funny this is a perfect template for failure as only Jimmy can provide. (04/29/2015)

Episode 3 Review is here: The High Sparrow


Finally found the time to finish this review working around major complications with a school project and my keyboard just happened to go out in the middle so there's that drama trying to find a new one in the middle of the night. The episode was long and hard with many scenes but none of them feature our heroine Dany so that's something of a let down but several scenes are building up to merge back into her storyline so at least the episode wasn't completely wasted focusing on boring events in Kings Landing, Winterfell, and The Wall. Thankfully there were no Dorne scenes this time or if there were they were so boring I forgot about them.



That smirking whore from Highgarden finally gets her way and the marriage to Tommen happens despite Cerseis unhappiness. Margaery immediately beds Tommen to the disgust of fans everywhere except teenage boys who now have a new hero to worship. Tommen worries he hurt Margaery or finished too quick and wants another turn but she fulfills her wifely duties by shutting him down and letting him know right away that she's in charge of the supply and just because he demands it doesn't mean anything to her.  Margaery immediately asserts more control over Tommen by strongly suggesting that Cersei retire gracefully to Casterly Rock.



Tommen, like the good little trained puppy dog he now is confronts Cersei and informs her she should head back to the Rock to make way for the new Queen Bitch. Cersei is shaken up already upset that her power is quickly slipping away but refuses Tommen. She then goes to visit Margaery and her sorority sisters who are engaged in important work gossiping and talking crap about everyone who isn't them. Cersei makes a veiled threat which Margaery apparently did not get and quickly backs off as Margaery shows her who's the boss now. Cersei looks completely defeated.



In Littlefingers brothel The High Septon is participating in a non-church approved religious sex ceremony where he pretends to have sex with one of the Faiths gods. The Sparrows bust in and capture the old pervert then drag him through the streets naked while beating him the whole way. He arrives at the Red Keep to complain to Cersei about his poor treatment.



Cersei takes matters into her own hands and seeks out The High Sparrow who is the supposed leader of the religious fanatics known as The Sparrows. Here she meets Jonathan Pryce as The High Sparrow who is running a soup kitchen for the less fortunate portion of the population which is practically everyone. She informs him that she has imprisoned the High Septon and supposedly they make some kind of deal which will put him in charge and she gains what she thinks will be a valuable ally in her war against the Tyrells.

More boredom ensues at The Wall as Stannis once again informs Jon Snow how he wants him to accept his offer to become Jon Stark Lord of Winterfell. Guess Stannis only supports keeping your vows and a little thing called the law when it's convenient for him. He knows very well that Jon Snow is now the Lord Commander of the Nightwatch and when you take the black it's for life. Just another reason why Westeros would be led to complete ruin by such a wishy washy leader as Stannis, proving once again that it's time for a real change and a strong independent woman like Khaleesi is the only one who can lead Westeros out of the darkness and into the light.



Jon promotes Alliser Thorne as First Ranger. Thorne seems pleased and this probably goes a long way to smooth over the hard feelings between the two. Sam once again makes a mockery of Janos Slynt which leads to Jon ordering Slynt to go to Eastwatch a place even more miserable than Castle Black. Slynt is enraged and refuses the command. Jon orders his men to grab Slynt and take him outside to teach him a lesson. Thorne makes a weak attempt to protect his friend but quickly backs down and steps aside. They drag Slynt outside kicking and screaming while he begs Jon not kill him promising he'll be a good little boy from now on. Jon looks like he's going to have mercy for a second, then cuts off the cowards head while Stannis gives him a nod. End of another boring Jon/Stannis scene.



In Braavos at the House of Black & White Arya wants to be a badass assassin but Jaqen makes her constantly sweep the floor instead. People who mysteriously look like Tyrion keep dropping dead at the House but they just act like it's normal and Arya doesn't ask any questions. There's another girl here now and she obviously looks down on Arya and Jaqen breaks up the girls bully attempt on her. Jaqen becomes enraged with Arya and her self-entitled attitude telling her to become a faceless man she has to get rid of everything from her past. Arya puts on a potato sack bundles up all the items she brought with her and prepares to dump them in the sea. She starts crying when she realizes she has to dump  Needle and at the last minute hides the sword in a pile of rocks. She's never going to become a badass assassin if she doesn't get with the program and follow the rules. I have a feeling hiding Needle is going to have some kind of serious consequence down the line but Arya is too blind to see it in typical Stark tradition.


In the North Brienne and Gendry make camp while Brienne stews over her failure with Arya and Sansa. Brienne recounts her younger days when she still had hopes and dreams of being normal. All the boys were mean to her except Renly who was only nice to her because he's gay and that's just what they do but it doesn't mean anything to them. Brienne insults Gendry saying he's too old to be a squire but then she offers to train him to use a sword finally. She tells him she can't make him a knight, but can teach him a few things. It's hard to tell if Gendry is happy or not because he's always got some goofy and confused look on his face. He may have just been scared thinking she was hitting on him about "teaching him a few things" but that's not confirmed and probably never will be as he'll be dead soon more than likely.



Littlefinger informs Sansa about his plan to marry her off to Ramsay Bolton which makes absolutely no sense but somehow she agrees to it "for revenge". I won't even go into how illogical this and what a huge diversion from the books as I assume David & Daniel have a plan which will eventually come together and make sense. We can only hope.

Sansa meets Ramsay and thinks he's charming. Theon hovers in the shadows acting all creepy, guess he doesn't want Sansa to see what he's become - how embarrassing for him! Sansa is an idiot and I don't even know how she managed to not get herself killed after all this time when she's probably one of the dumbest Starks which is saying something as stupidity is their pedigree..



Back across the Narrow Sea we find Tyrion and Varys still stuck on a boat and getting on each others nerves. Tyrion demands to find a whorehouse and apparently Varys is so ready to get away from the little creeper that he obliges. At the whorehouse a shadowy figures drinks and cries alone. Why is he crying? The favorite prostitute at the whorehouse just so happens to be a big Dany fan too and is wearing a more revealing version of her costume complete with fake blonde Khaleesi style Halloween wig. She's the most popular girl in the bar but won't give Jorah the time of day. I found this scene disgusting and was not pleased they would portray Dany as a whore in this way but I guess it's better than the book version in which Jorah paid to have sex with the prostitute while pretending it was the real Dany. So gross.

Tyrion makes small talk with an ugly prostitute telling her how much better she is than the Dany look-a-like. She's not and she knows it. When push comes to shove Tyrion refuses to have sex with her and stumbles out to the balcony to relieve himself. Jorah notices the dwarf, and immediately sobers up and springs into action taking him from behind. Jorah thinks the dwarf would make an excellent present for Khaleesi and would give him a way to get back in her good graces.


Overall the episode was not bad, but lacking Khaleesi how great could it have been expected to be? The episode also suffers from some pacing issues, there are simply too many scenes scattered throughout, and the episode dragged because of it, and the lack of action in general. I'm not sure how many of these slow episodes they need to build into the rest of the season, but it's a third of the way over at this point and time to get the ball rolling. Hopefully the next episode will be more Dany-centric and the plot with Jorah and Tyrion will lead directly to Meereen without further delay. 9.6/10

 

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Slight delay on episode 3 review

Due to procrastinating I find myself at the last minute overloaded with work trying to complete a project for my economics class which is due tomorrow, so there will be a slight delay in completing my episode 3 review until that time. I'm aiming for getting it polished up and online by tonight, morning at the latest depending how much time I have to waste on this stupid project for school.

In the meantime check out this awesome video about Secret Targaryens I found recently.

A new beginning for Game of Thrones, the blog, and me.

 

 

Game of Thrones is back and so am I!

 

 

 

 

 

With Fire and Blood, I will take back what is mine by right.

It's been a hectic year with my return to school and busy social life, so I dropped the blog shortly after the end of last season to focus on my life and goals. But now the blog is back in all its glory and i'll be sharing my opinion of Game of Thrones brand new Season 5, and of course my love for the true focus of the show, Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen, breaker of chains & wheels and such.


I've just gotten caught up  with the first 2 episodes, and i'll be posting my reviews of them at a later date, but I'm happy to see Dany is in the spotlight again, where she truly belongs, and will be the main focus of the series on to the end. I'm eager to find out the fate of Sir Friendzone aka Jorah the boring and how he brings the dwarf Tyrion into the fold in what can only be a joyful reunion with his beloved Khaleesi.

As many of you know I am a big fan of the character Khaleesi in Game of Thrones and A Song of Fire and Ice. While I enjoy the show in it's entirety, it's undeniable that Khaleesi is the best and strongest character on the show, and therefore the main focus. Thus it shall be the main focus of this blog too as we watch the rise of Daenerys Targaryen from humble beginnings to her rise as Khaleesi and Conqueror and Savior of Westeros.

I will be posting my review of the third episode tonight, and am very excited to see possible strong character development tonight after that amazing and touching scene between Khaleesi and Drogon last week. This scene truly brought a tear to my eye and if this is any indication of what David and Daniel have in store for us this season, this will be the best season for Khaleesi yet!

Feel free to email me at KhaleesiFan77@yandex.com or pm me with feedback on imdb but be warned I am firmly standing behind a no troll/bully policy and won't hear any personal criticism which will only lead to your reporting to the admins and law enforcement. Keep it positive kthx.