Monday, August 24, 2015

What ever happened to Khaleesifan77?



I've had a bad summer. Kind of. In some ways it's been enlightening, but mostly it's just been degrading and I never thought I'd find myself in this situation... I fell in with a bad crowd, started partying and going to clubs every night, developed an addiction to so many drugs I can't even name them, though I tend to like the good stuff so ill just leave it to your imagination to figure out what kind of candy gets Kelly C. going these days...

Along with the drug addiction I have also become a huge slut, which pretty much goes with the territory! I have degraded and shamed myself so many times just to get high. My parents raised me right, to be a strong independent woman who can take care of herself, yet this is not the situation I find myself in at this time, desperate and alone, blowing guys and letting them otherwise degrade me with obscene and inappropriate sex acts, some of which I do like so don't get me wrong, but I can't but help to feel my parents would be so ashamed. To say nothing of my grandfather who served his country and you fighting Hitler in WWII...

I woke up this morning a crusty mess, unsure where I was or how I got there. Disentangling myself from the pile of guys who had passed out on top and around me, I gathered what clothes of mine I could find and tried to make my way home, only to find I was 15 miles from home, no phone (guess I lost it with my panties), no money for a ride, nothing but the dull ache between my loins reminding me I could possibly be pregnant with an interacial baby. My parents are going to disown me if that happens. A cab pulled up next to me on the curb, the window rolled own, and a weird foreign guy leered at me. Do you need a ride little girl? he asked. I explained I had no money and he told me to get in the front and I could take care of him while he took care of getting me home... obviously I obliged because this is truly my life now and at the end of the day what is one extra load really when I've already taken so many? It's a cakewalk!

That's my story. How the mighty have fallen. I guess there's some cautionary tale in there somewhere, but I'm so far beyond that at this point there's no looking back for me, I am now become what I always hated. I'm okay with it, some of the sex stuff is really fun and I don't have to tell you about the drugs. More, please!

- with love, Kelly C.

Here's a shot of my boobs everyone in Pittsburgh has seen them practically might as well show them here now, hope you like them, I grew them myself!


And what about my ass? If you want a good time and can bring a party, contact me!



Tuesday, May 19, 2015

PREVIOUS POLLS REOPENED

The polls that weren't complete before the unofficial blog closing have been reopened so they may be completed sorry for the inconvenience. I will be posting around 10 new polls of current relevant topics today so keep checking for these important topics.

RETURN OF THE BLOG

I went on vacation for 10 days so I forgot to update the blog or post any reviews in that time and someone hijacked my other account anyway probably for evil but as you can see I'm still controlling the blog so you know it's legit me now I'm borrowing a new one to post with I'll be back up to speed in 1-2 days sorry for forgetting about the blog but now I'm back so your days will be brighter for sure please enjoy kthx.


Tuesday, May 5, 2015

 


LOL This is what happens to enemies of the Khaleesi. It is known.

That's right I'm talking to you Tyler Sheepherder.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

ICF 10 best photoshopped Emilia Clarke pics from the Krsten Wiig debacle


These are about as funny as that horrible segment from The Tonight Show earlier this week but all relevant Khaleesi news must be added. I think it's about time we all just moved on from this whole sordid affair and forget that it happened. (5/01/2015)

You can read the full article here.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Game of Thrones baby names


Khaleesi.
Although Khaleesi is a title in the books and TV series, it also has had an impact on girl baby names. Although not in the top 1,000 names, there were 241 babies named Khaleesi in 2013 (in contrast to 10 babies in 2010). Although Daenerys is the actual name of the Khaleesi character, there were only 67 babies named Daenerys in 2013. Unlike Arya, both Khaleesi and Daenerys were unknown to American baby naming prior to the release of the books and television series. Therefore, George R. R. Martin can be attributed as the creator of these names, much like Shakespeare created character names that changed the face of baby naming in the 16th and 17th centuries.
(4/12/2015)

You can read the full article here.

TVGuide anti-Khaleesi article


TVGuide didn't have anything pleasant to say about the direction of everyones favorite Khaleesi but you can consider the source when reading as they aren't exactly a reliable and serious entertainment news source. (4/30/2015)

Read the article here.